The much-awaited fishmonger opens tomorrow morning. Hope it’s good for you (vegetarian Bugles need not apply, although I’m sure the fish-and-chipocrite Mrs Bugle will be investigating).
This morning Mrs Bugle’s train to Charing Cross mysteriously became a train to Victoria. The driver apologised for the “total mess causes by this, on behalf of the company”.
I’m starting to think that the fireworks conspirators may have a point…