Only joking. There aren’t any as far as I’ve heard. Apart from something at the Royal Standard pub, which is a bit grim at the best of times. I wrote to both Lewisham and Greenwich councils, asking if anyone had applied to close their streets in order to put up some buns, bunting, and retro-imperialism, but astonishingly nobody has.
Or at least, nobody in Lewisham has, and Greenwich won’t say, as it would encourage gate-crashers… Or something.
UPDATE: There are some parties going on, although none that involve the council closing roads. See the comments for more info.